A History of the Bush Administration in One Sentence
By WilliamPitt,
Thu Mar
3rd, 2005 at 08:43:48 PM EST :: General
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Just
because the Supreme Court set a poison precedent and appointed
Bush, who brought in his crowd of neocon yahoos that no one
discussed during the 2000 campaign because we 'Muricans vote
for the man and not the mob of frothing dogs that come in his
wake, just because the twin bill of unreasonably massive tax
cuts were combined with the economic depth-charge that was the
Enron/Arthur Andersen scandal that was umbilically connected
to the White House, just because the economy (not to mention
our whole psyche) absorbed another blow when four commercial
airplanes somehow managed to pierce the most impenetrable air
defense system in the history of the universe, fooling the
entire intelligence community as well if you believe what you
hear on Fox...
...despite
a blizzard of warnings and a raft of information from the
previous administration, just because a bunch of anthrax got
mailed to Democrats by the Ashcroft wing of the Republican Party
in what were obvious assassination attempts and yet nothing but
nothing has been done about it, just because the 9/11 attack was
immediately and I mean the day after immediately grasped as an
excuse to invade Iraq, just because virtually everyone in the
administration lied
with their bare faces hanging out about weapons of mass
destruction in Iraq, terrorism ties in Iraq, so break out the
plastic sheeting and duct tape because we're all gonna die, just
because they did this in no small part to win the 2002 midterms
by any means necessary, just because 1,502 American soldiers
have been killed looking for the 26,000 liters of anthrax,
38,000 liters of botulinum toxin, 500 tons (which is 1,000,00
lbs.) of sarin and mustard and VX nerve agent, 30,000 munitions
to deliver the stuff, mobile biological weapons labs, arial
drones to spray the aforementioned stuff, and let's not forget
the uranium from Niger for use in Iraq's robust nukular program,
all of which was described to the letter by Bush in his 2003
State of the Union address, all of which remains on the White
House website on a page titled 'Disarm Saddam Hussein,' just
because the medical journal Lancet estimates that as many as
198,000 Iraqi citizens have been killed as well in the war to
get at this stuff, just because none of the stuff was there, and
by the way nonee of the stuff was there, and did I mention that
none of the stuff was there, just because the idea that Hussein
was allied with bin Laden was laughable because Osama has wanted
Saddam's head on his battle standard for decades, just because
the true source of world terrorism, which is Wahabbist extremism
in Saudi Arabia, goes completely unaddressed because the Houses
of Bush and Saud have been partnered for decades, just because
so much of 9/11 and this 'War on Terra' has to do with business
arrangements going awry between these two Houses, just because a
deep-cover CIA agent who was working to track any person or
nation or group that would give weapons of mass destruction to
terrorists got her cover and her network blown by Administration
officials who wanted to shut her husband and any other potential
whistleblowers the hell up, just because the front company she
was working out of called Brewster Jennings and Associates was
likewise blown, thus torpedoing other agents and their networks,
just because absolutely all of this went virtually unreported by
the mainstream media until it was too late, if it was reported
at all, just because dangerous spies like Ahmad Chalabi used
Judy Miller and the New York Times to disseminate the lie that
Iraq was riddled with weapons, thus opening the floodgates for
the rest of the media to repeat the lie because once the Times
says it, it must be true, just because this lack of reporting
combined with an astounding level of cheerleading from the
aforementioned media combined with some good old-fashioned vote
fraud in places like Ohio, Florida and New Mexico gave the
aforementioned group of yahoos four more years and a
congressional majority in both houses of congress, just because
this means the Iraq war will continue and Iran will probably be
next and draconian legislation further restricting our rights
will get passed along with things like the Bankruptcy bill and
media reform of any kind will be nowhere on the menu, just
because a lot of the Justices on the Supreme Court are sure to
step down or die soon and Bush will be able to recraft that high
court for the next 20 years, just because the Christian
Reconstructionists are becoming mainstream with their goal of
having every American singing "Rock of Ages, Cleft for
Me" in a droning monochromatic hypnotized voice all day
every day...
...doesn't mean anyone should be worried or anything. Get a
grip.